Internet blues

The Internet Blues

By: Brett Matthes

I got a message on Gmail
Just the other day
HotChicArizona
Had something to say

She said she wanted to connect
I thought she meant at my place
She sent back a smiley
Turns out she meant at MySpace

“OIC,” I lamented
“LOL,” she replied
So I clicked on her picture
But my access was denied

So I surfed to eHarmony
To find some eLove
It found my perfect match
Well, maybe sort of

I clicked on the link
So I could see more
But it wasn’t to be
Error 404

So I downloaded some iTunes
Made a new CDRom
Did a quick search on Google
I guess I’ll try Match.com