Ode to a Brownie

Ode to a Brownie

By: Brett Matthes

I love you my little brownie

So chocolatey and sweet

Your goodness flows right through me

From my head down to my feet

The chunckiness of your chips

The denseness of your cake

The moistness of your insides

My hunger you do slake

I eat you with great fervor

I consume you with much haste

I hold my hand beneath you

So your crumbs I do not waste

I love you my little brownie

And I say this from my core

I'll miss you forever now that you're gone

Oh wait, Matt brought more!

Inside Jokes

Inside Jokes

By: Brett Matthes

You're such a good person

You always defend

The loser or underdog

Either enemy or friend

You have strong opinions

On how I should behave

On how I should dress

And how often I shave

You're such a good person

You don't like to mock

Not even the girl

Who calls it "The Iraq" and such as

I love who you are

You're kind of my hero

Even when Morty explains

How he knows it's not Coke Zero

So don't change a thing

You are so awesome

You are so awesome

You are so awesome

Love Hurts (yea yea)

Love Hurts (yea yea)

By: Brett Matthes

I met you just last year

But I've known you all my life

Your love's carved into my heart

With a freshly sharpened knife

I love being near you

For your whisper soft touches

Your love lifts me high

Like a new set of crutches

We laugh and we talk

We're very good friends

I feel your love in my bones

Like a case of the bends

I love you my dear

With all of my might

I'll love you forever

Till I see the big white light