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Internet blues

The Internet Blues

By: Brett Matthes

I got a message on Gmail
Just the other day
HotChicArizona
Had something to say

She said she wanted to connect
I thought she meant at my place
She sent back a smiley
Turns out she meant at MySpace

“OIC,” I lamented
“LOL,” she replied
So I clicked on her picture
But my access was denied

So I surfed to eHarmony
To find some eLove
It found my perfect match
Well, maybe sort of

I clicked on the link
So I could see more
But it wasn’t to be
Error 404

So I downloaded some iTunes
Made a new CDRom
Did a quick search on Google
I guess I’ll try Match.com

Alone

Alone

By: Brett Matthes

I’m single again
I’m all on my own
Nobody to greet
When I finally get home

I thought that I’d found
My one perfect mate
Never again would I need
To ask a girl on date

When I told her I loved her
The first time she cried
Then she said she loved me
Turns out that she lied

I called her all the time
When she was at school
But she rarely called me
I felt like a fool

When she graduated college
We got our own place
A really nice house
With plenty of space

It turns out that space
Wasn’t measured in feet
It was emotional distance
My discontent was complete

I was alone in the house
Even when she was there
I was alone in my love
She just didn’t care

So I’m single again
But don’t shed a tear
My girl didn’t leave
She was never really here